The next, he was blindfolded with a hand over his mouth as he was dragged up a steep ascent. One doesn't simply call an all-powerful butter god a friend). One minute he was cheering his friend on as he killed 20 people in a single blast (well, if he could even call Sky a friend. The Onceler didn't know what the fuck was going on. Who tf knows what's going on in that dude's head." "Making sure Mumbo doesn't get fucking raped or some shit. "Aight imma head out" said Sky as he levitated into the sky like a true god. The dude was always such a fucking horny twink. He thought back to Grian's Yandere High School days. He was being dragged by one of those grey people, the one in the red sweater." "Yeah I think he went over towards the mountain. "Oh yeah, the Onceler!" said Lionmaker in recognition. Always wears a green suit, has a nicely trimmed mustache, goes by "the Onceler" for some reason even though I think that's fucking stu-" "Oh, y'know, the only other person on our side. vanished into thin air." Lionmaker cocked his head to the side in confusion. "I was just going to ask if you've seen MumboJumbo anywhere. "Alright alright" said Sky backing away with his hands in the air.
"Ok, so do I have to call you Simon from now on? Or can I just call you kiddie fu-" "Shh, we're not supposed to unveil my secret identity yet!" He panicked as his eyes stumbled upon the brown-haired boy they called "Simon" fighting a couple of grey hermits nearby. "Mumbo? MumboJumbo!" crap do I really have to call him his dumbass nickname thought Sky to himself. To kill 20 people in a single blast, first you have to. "See MumboJumbo, it's actually really simple. Sky got up from the ground and wiped the butter dust from his hands.
All the hermits either died or were blasted back a few hundred feet. The Super Butter Blaster worked successfully. Super Butter Blaster 5000! The best way to BLAST THE SQUIDS with your SUPER BUTTER MINECRAFT POWERS! Only available for a limited time! We now return to our regularly scheduled programming of the ten-hour long rendition of The Harlem Shake. He quickly activated his Super Butter Blaster 5000, remembering the ad he made for it back in 2013. Sky has barely a second to react before he was pummeled by a horde of dead hermits. "Sky watch out, they're coming from the left!" Simon was waving his arms and screaming wildly. He noticed something out of the corner of his eye. "Shut up you're so lucky to be working with a Minecraft GOD like me!" The Onceler didn't object to that since Sky made his pp hard. "Iskall committed suicide" retorted the Onceler. "It hasn't even been five minutes and I've already killed two people, go me!" Sky slammed on his chest boastfully.
"Daaamn" said Sky does minceraft after a few minutes in battle. Iskall got up and yeeted himself over the edge of the cliff. "Alright bro just try to keep it in your pants ok bro?" Grian whipped his head around to glare at him.
"Maybe if you weren't such a horny fuckwad twink this wouldn't have happened" remarked Iskall. Just then a yellow laser struck ecks-aye-sue-ma head on and he toppled to the ground. Xisuma can be our decoy and face him head on because he didn't take off his fucking god armor like the RULES OF DEMISE said to do." "Alright, Stress and False can flank him from the left. Meanwhile, Grian was leading his pack of dead folk. "Omg that's so fucking hot" said the Onceler as he developed a raging boner. He shot out streams of butter from his palms which pulverized the enemies on sight. "That would be me" said the butter god god of butter. "Sky does Minecraff?" asked the Onceler, his eyes bulging out of his head.